Who let the bad cat in?

The U.S. of All of us. We opened the door because of insistent mewling from Republican infiltrators and imposters — the true RINOs. They distracted us by pointing at the good guys of the party, while bellowing “RINO”! We let them slip past us. From there, they slunk into every government branch and room, intent on taking over our house.

Wise and true conservatives are abdicating this authoritarian-leaning RINO group, but can it mortally wound the sneaky RINO cause?

Please help. A simple piece of paper dropped from your hand into a locked ballot box will become a defiant chip in the formation of a much larger, sharper weapon, being honed for that cause. Get that bad cat out of this house!

Arlene Trudell

North New Portland