What were we thinking?

All this time, we could have borrowed money from Mitt Romney’s parents — Dear Momsie and [email protected]

Adopt me.

Hey. It’s worth a shot.

P.S. What does Mitt stand for? Mittenhead? Nit-Mitt?

Oh well, he is what he is.

Bonnie Schmucker

West Gardiner


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