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One word: Florida

I don’t like old people. Old people have scared me since I was a kid at my father’s funeral. They kept coming by the row of chairs, hugging my mother, and then standing there smiling and staring at me. Then they’d take my hand and squeeze it. Their hands were ice-cold, and had big brown spots all over them. They smelled of talcum powder.

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BRIEFS

The Red Barn restaurant owner Laura Benedict is Le Club Calumet’s Outstanding Citizen of the Year.