Recently Gov. Paul LePage pardoned a very vicious dog that had attacked and killed a much smaller dog and seriously injured another.

Fearing further such deadly encounters — perhaps even on a child — the dog was court-ordered to be euthanized. A tense, stressful situation for all involved.

But, the good governor already knows how to handle stress like a dog: If you can’t eat it or play with it, then just pee on it and walk away.

Obviously so very anxious for any position in the Trump regime — any old bone thrown in his direction — does this qualify the good governor to be Trump’s dog catcher? A dog-goned “huge” position!

Jim Ronco


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