There’s a classic bit of stand-up comedy from the “Flip Wilson Show” in 1972 (you can find it on YouTube.com) where the great Albert Brooks imagines what might happen if the United States ever decided it needed a new national anthem.
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JOHN FRARY: Democrats’ cheerful news likely won’t carry them through Nov. 2012
Ben Grant, Maine’s Democratic Party chairman was a happy man on Wednesday, after hearing that voters repealed the ban on same-day voter registration.
MARTIN SCHRAM: Cain’s nuclear unpreparedness
Today we will tackle Herman Cain’s mounting pile of dirty laundry.
DANA MILBANK: Fast, furious bid for a juicy scandal
The Obama presidency has been very good to the political opposition, giving Republicans control of the House and now putting them in a position to take the Senate and White House as well.
REG HENRY: America needs proper curmudgeon to succeed Rooney
When Andy Rooney died at age 92 last week, almost all the obituaries said he was a curmudgeon, which was meant as a compliment. As one who takes the old-fashioned view that if it’s in the newspaper it must be true, it appears to me that America’s status as No. 1 in curmudgeons has to be seriously threatened.
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER: Voters handed US split decision on Tuesday
The 2011 off-year elections are a warning to Republicans. The 2010 party is over. 2012 will be a struggle.
M.D. HARMON: In spite of Question 1’s passage, Maine ballot security still at risk
Given the defeat of Questions 2 and 3 in Tuesday‘s voting, the leaders of Biddeford and Lewiston are going to have to find a sounder economic development plan than “playing the house odds.”
MAINE COMPASS: Fisheries chief has data, position to fix Maine’s brown trout problem
I moved to the Kennebec Valley to open a fly shop 10 years ago, when the fishery was thriving. Now it is a mere shadow of its former self.
MAINE COMPASS: Vets must wait too long for benefits
We often hear in the news about service members who have died, but many of those who serve in our military leave that service injured or disabled.